First time visitor to India

" In New York City, for example, a horn blast usually means: "Yo! These cars aren't moving. I hate this. YO!"

Here's what a honk means in India: "Ah, hello. I'm about two inches from you, so if you jiggle the wheel even slightly we'll both end up knocked into that rickshaw carrying a family of seven, the man pedaling 22 crates of live chickens, and a cow. Thanks much!"

The above lines are from "India for first-time visitor" an article on CNN.com today. The article is hilarious but in general gives a very stereotype view about India where the visitor just visits a few place in Northern India. To read the entire article click here