Valentine day bloopers

Valentine day is a special day for lovers. Many times couples want to have great memories linked with this day but sometimes not too great. I heard couple of interesting stories about the weirdest V-day celebrations over the radio couple of days back and I have added some of my personal touch to it.

The first story is between Katie and Mike. Both used to work in the same office and were acquaintance but not great friends. On Valentine day 2005, Katie made a desperate phone call to Mike. She said, "Mike you are my last hope. I have two tickets to the LA Lakers game tonight. My boyfriend was suppose to come but something came up at work and he is going of town. I have talked with every other guy in office and everyone has plans. Mike, you are my last hope". Mike was listening but not very keen to go. So Katie pushed and pursuiated him to come and to be his date tonight as she didn't wanted to be alone on V-day. Finally he relented and said yes. He asked about the time and place where to meet up etc. Then just before he hung up Katie asked " So Mike you will pay for your ticket ?" ..........dannnnnngggggggggg

My second story is about graduate students. Graduate students are a unique class of people. They can survive on Ramen noodles, coke and chips for ages. A sign of free food never escapes there sight or ears. So this is a story about two graduate students Bill and Samantha. They were dating each other and on Valentine day instead of have the usual free food or noodles they decided to go to a Chinese restaurant for a proper meal. But due to the limited income they decided to split the bill into half. But Samantha didn't know what Bill had on his mind. She ordered the vegetable fried rice and Kung Pao Chicken. While Bill order water and single egg roll. So for the entire meal he was digging in Samanth's dishes.................... damn you cheap graduate students :-)